darlinggroom said: maybe he needs those batteries for his sewing machines?? idk all I know is that thOSE TABLES ARE A BITCH TO HOBBLE AROUND TOO ED WHY DID YOU ARRANGE THOSE RECTANGULAR ITEMS IN SUCH A WAY?! WHY DO YOU EVEN NEED THAT MANY?!
I got mad at him once and hobbled in circles around a table and he just fucking disappeared
He was so done with your slutty bullshit that he evaporated
So far the outlast fandom is the nicest fandom I’ve ever been in
How ironic is that??
Give me a character and I will answer:
Why I like them: Waylon is my bae, and for a guy that went through so much hell he needs all the gold star stickers.
Why I don’t: I actually really don’t have anything to say in the column. He’s chill.
Favorite episode (scene if movie): I like the elevator scene, not gonna lie. Why? Ha, hell if I know, other than the fact I had to constantly replay it cause I forgot to keep saving.
Favorite season/movie: uM„
Favorite line: [nervous wheezing]
Favorite outfit: Before he was shoved in that jumper. He’s got fucking converse on what a dweeb.
OTP: Waylon and Lisa. Mostly cause Lisa is perfect and they are both perfect and cute and Lisa Park is the most badass wife. The Park family is a family of BAMFS
Brotp: Waylon and Miles. No need to elaborate.
Head Canon: He has a bunch of dorky tee shirts with computer jokes. Unpopular opinion: Before I played the game and heard about it, I thought he was at least a different ethnicity than white. I still like the white w/blond or even brown hair but I just sorta can’t do it myself. Eh. Not really an opinion or anything that bugs me just something I think.
A wish: That he at least didn’t wreck that jeep. (beep beep get out me jeep park.)
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: hE ACTUALLY NEVER GOT TO LISA I S2G I THINK THAT AT NIGHT AND I GET REALLY SAD.
5 words to best describe them: Nerd, cutie, perfect, wife-material (that’s one word shut up), dweeb.
My nickname for them: Wailin’ Park
Give me a chracter and I will answer:
Why I like them: I love his voice and his accent, idk why but I always love characters with similar accents like Trager’s. Also that back. Baby got back in both the literal and figurative sense I wouldn’t mind looking at that while I-uh, Why I don’t: The only downside is….Actually there really isn’t any downside other than the fact he could cut off my toes and fingers. I like them sir, can u not.
Favorite episode (scene if movie): When he gives you the chance to run off oh my god his little “Run freeeee~!” made me laugh and then there was the fear again with the screaming victims. Thx Rick.
Favorite season/movie: Um.
Favorite line: It’s a tie between, “Run Free~!” and “I got tired of licking my own stamps.” Fucking Trager you ass. Favorite outfit: Do you even call it an outfit like it’s just an apron and a crafts with Trager arm band.
OTP: Two Martini Grudge because of certain people who do certain things to make me ship it. U know who you all are. Ya bastards.
Brotp: Despite what I normally put out I feel like him and Eddie can get along.
Head Canon: He likes Billy Joel and Tom Lehrer
Unpopular opinion: I don’t think he lost the eye before his treatment. I think he scooped it out himself after the engine set in.
A wish: That all you Trager blogs keep going because you all give me life oh my god.
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: hiM EVER BECOMING REAL AND GET ANYWHERE NEAR ME. HE’S NICE TO OBSERVE, NOT EXPERIENCE.
5 words to best describe them: Cynical, sadistic, humorous, sly, old.
My nickname for them: Ricky-Tray
- Why I like them
- Why I don’t
- Favorite episode (scene if movie)
- Favorite season/movie
- Favorite line
- Favorite outfit
- Head Canon
- Unpopular opinion
- A wish
- An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen
- 5 words to best describe them
- My nickname for them
this wasnt supposed to be a comic (?) so consistency wasnt the plan. clearly. and yes i half-jacked that joke from addams family values
outlast is a game with serious gravitas and i take it seriously